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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr." -- OFFICIAL JERKCITY MOTTO
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| No. |
Title |
Starring |
Date |
| 97 |
I said bjork |
pants, spigot |
12/31/1998 |
| 1709 |
ISM |
pants,spigot |
6/5/2003 |
| 1713 |
Impeach Bush |
spigot |
6/9/2003 |
| 2673 |
i already blow bone for free |
dick,deuce |
2/22/2006 |
| 2381 |
i am an ultimately pointless exercise |
deuce,spigot |
5/6/2005 |
| 211 |
i am dying |
spigot |
5/5/1999 |
| 999 |
i am the snow ninja |
rands,spigot,deuce,pants |
6/22/2001 |
| 3603 |
i am your clock radio |
spigot,deuce,pants |
9/13/2008 |
| 3184 |
i beg to differ |
deuce,spigot |
7/22/2007 |
| 1133 |
i believe |
spigot |
11/7/2001 |
| 946 |
i broke jerkcity |
rands,pants |
4/29/2001 |
| 2398 |
i call it happy hour |
deuce,pants |
5/23/2005 |
| 3358 |
i can feel it |
deuce,spigot |
1/12/2008 |
| 3526 |
i can fill that void |
deuce,pants |
6/28/2008 |
| 2408 |
i can hear beautiful music |
pants |
6/2/2005 |
| 1009 |
i can only be so gay |
spigot |
7/2/2001 |
| 2600 |
i can see what you say but i am really high |
pants,atandt |
12/11/2005 |
| 1171 |
i don't get it |
pants,atandt |
12/15/2001 |
| 450 |
i don't see a ring on this finger |
pants,spigot |
12/23/1999 |
| 3466 |
i don't seem to |
pants,spigot,deuce |
4/29/2008 |
| 3497 |
i find that hard |
deuce,spigot,pants |
5/30/2008 |
| 3063 |
i got what you need, baby |
pants,atandt,spigot,deuce |
3/23/2007 |
| 3707 |
i have a little shadow |
deuce |
12/26/2008 |
| 2416 |
i have a message from another time |
pants |
6/10/2005 |
| 1206 |
i have a question |
pants |
1/19/2002 |
| 2976 |
i have aids and i vote |
spigot,pants |
12/26/2006 |
| 479 |
i have no penis |
deuce,pants |
1/18/2000 |
| 2379 |
i hit my head |
spigot |
5/4/2005 |
| 1484 |
i hope nobody |
spigot,atandt |
10/22/2002 |
| 1111 |
i just ate |
deuce,atandt |
10/16/2001 |
| 2261 |
i just want some action |
pants |
1/6/2005 |
| 3619 |
i like you |
pants,deuce |
9/29/2008 |
| 3204 |
i like your balls |
pants,deuce |
8/11/2007 |
| 1792 |
i love you scott summers |
deuce,atandt |
8/30/2003 |
| 48 |
i mixed |
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10/15/1998 |
| 2481 |
i need a ride back to jerkcity |
spigot |
8/14/2005 |
| 2463 |
i only meant to stay a while |
spigot |
7/27/2005 |
| 2084 |
i ordered a burger not dick hurble duh and fries |
spigot |
6/17/2004 |
| 2233 |
i paid for that boner |
spigot,deuce |
12/9/2004 |
| 2543 |
i put the ape into rape |
pants |
10/16/2005 |
| 2599 |
i respect you |
spigot,deuce |
12/10/2005 |
| 3718 |
i said would you |
deuce,pants |
1/6/2009 |
| 3236 |
i see you |
pants,spigot |
9/12/2007 |
| 2494 |
i see you sucking |
deuce,spigot |
8/27/2005 |
| 3395 |
i see you sucking |
pants,spigot |
2/18/2008 |
| 1696 |
i seen him in action |
pants,deuce |
5/23/2003 |
| 2072 |
i should |
spigot |
6/5/2004 |
| 155 |
i should have root |
pants |
3/13/1999 |
| 1248 |
i still see dicks |
spigot |
3/2/2002 |
| 2430 |
i swear to god |
pants |
6/24/2005 |
| 2607 |
i think we all are (full of cocks remix) |
spigot,deuce |
12/18/2005 |
| 18 |
i want mcdonald's |
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9/8/1998 |
| 677 |
i was a teenage dominatrix |
spigot |
7/31/2000 |
| 281 |
i will |
pants |
7/12/1999 |
| 2876 |
i will be mulch |
pants,deuce |
9/12/2006 |
| 212 |
i will start a club |
spigot,deuce |
5/6/1999 |
| 249 |
i wish |
spigot |
6/11/1999 |
| 1465 |
i'd like to hang out |
pants,spigot,deuce |
10/3/2002 |
| 3402 |
i'm a hustler, baby |
deuce,pants |
2/25/2008 |
| 3624 |
i'm going down |
dick |
10/4/2008 |
| 1385 |
i'm not looking |
pants,deuce,spigot |
7/16/2002 |
| 3146 |
i'm sure each of you |
pants |
6/14/2007 |
| 537 |
i'm with e-z lay |
rands,spigot,deuce |
3/16/2000 |
| 146 |
i'm your puppet |
pants,deuce |
3/8/1999 |
| 1221 |
i've been here the whole time people |
spigot |
2/3/2002 |
| 751 |
i, spy |
pants,deuce |
10/13/2000 |
| 2437 |
i, unix domain socket |
deuce |
7/1/2005 |
| 3564 |
ice cream cannot attack you |
rands |
8/5/2008 |
| 242 |
ice cream headache |
spigot |
6/4/1999 |
| 89 |
ice cream, ice cubes |
rands, spigot |
12/19/1998 |
| 933 |
ich bin ein duh |
atandt |
4/15/2001 |
| 1538 |
identity fraud or warning: no pixels were selected |
pants |
12/15/2002 |
| 1444 |
if any one can |
spigot,deuce |
9/12/2002 |
| 611 |
if i were |
spigot |
5/28/2000 |
| 1703 |
if i were to have |
pants,deuce |
5/30/2003 |
| 2487 |
if so count me in |
rands,spigot,deuce |
8/20/2005 |
| 1898 |
if that's where i am |
deuce |
12/14/2003 |
| 335 |
if the whole world licks dick in unison |
spigot,deuce |
9/2/1999 |
| 2002 |
if you are not cockmonster click here |
ozone,pants |
3/27/2004 |
| 1113 |
if you can read this |
deuce,pants |
10/18/2001 |
| 3343 |
if you could all please |
spigot,deuce,pants |
12/28/2007 |
| 1998 |
if you cry |
pants |
3/23/2004 |
| 3171 |
if you take both you'll take too much |
pants |
7/9/2007 |
| 1970 |
ified |
deuce,pants |
2/23/2004 |
| 1665 |
imaginary rainbows in dream town |
rands,spigot |
4/22/2003 |
| 3560 |
ime to ^yself |
deuce |
8/1/2008 |
| 1862 |
imho |
atandt |
11/8/2003 |
| 600 |
immigrant song |
spigot,pants |
5/18/2000 |
| 1737 |
impeachment proceedings |
pants |
7/3/2003 |
| 1076 |
important announcement |
deuce |
9/11/2001 |
| 1023 |
in a knot |
spigot |
7/17/2001 |
| 3655 |
in a well-hung manner |
deuce,pants |
11/4/2008 |
| 741 |
in all his glory |
atandt |
10/3/2000 |
| 3373 |
in all seriousness |
net,pants |
1/27/2008 |
| 220 |
in bed |
spigot |
5/13/1999 |
| 866 |
in case of emergency |
pants |
2/7/2001 |
| 2898 |
in celebration |
rands,pants,spigot,deuce |
10/4/2006 |
| 1211 |
in dreams |
rands |
1/24/2002 |
| 644 |
in england |
spigot |
6/29/2000 |
| 2585 |
in front of my church friends |
spigot |
11/27/2005 |
| 2782 |
in glorious and excrutiating detail |
rands,atandt |
6/12/2006 |
| 2744 |
in it for the money (clean) |
pants,spigot |
5/5/2006 |
| 2461 |
in my lifetime |
deuce,pants |
7/25/2005 |
| 58 |
in order |
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10/28/1998 |
| 1879 |
in other words yes |
deuce,pants |
11/25/2003 |
| 932 |
in the UPS truck |
spigot |
4/14/2001 |
| 2645 |
in the criminal justice system |
spigot,deuce |
1/25/2006 |
| 271 |
in the dark |
pants,deuce |
7/2/1999 |
| 688 |
in the end we all grow old |
deuce |
8/11/2000 |
| 3475 |
in the language of nuts |
spigot,deuce |
5/8/2008 |
| 3710 |
in theory |
deuce,pants |
12/29/2008 |
| 365 |
in tongues |
atandt,spigot |
10/2/1999 |
| 2707 |
in which |
dick,deuce |
3/28/2006 |
| 1934 |
in which deuce and atandt play horsey |
atandt,deuce |
1/19/2004 |
| 3114 |
in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway |
deuce,spigot |
5/13/2007 |
| 2032 |
in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war |
pants,deuce |
4/26/2004 |
| 2914 |
in which deuce spurts and pants promptly turns into a duck |
deuce,pants |
10/21/2006 |
| 2267 |
in which deuce tries to reveal state secrets and is censored for his efforts |
deuce |
1/12/2005 |
| 3297 |
in which deuce wins the argument |
deuce |
11/12/2007 |
| 3572 |
in which dick gets fired |
dick,deuce |
8/13/2008 |
| 3001 |
in which pants and deuce buy a nut farm |
pants,deuce |
1/20/2007 |
| 1428 |
in which pants and deuce turn into mexicans in the last panel |
pants,rands,deuce |
8/27/2002 |
| 2384 |
in which pants fucks a bunny |
pants |
5/9/2005 |
| 2858 |
in which pants interrupts to inquire about cupcake day but runs out of panels |
spigot,pants,deuce |
8/25/2006 |
| 2737 |
in which pants scares spigot with the weird pants face |
pants,spigot,deuce |
4/28/2006 |
| 2047 |
in which spammers hijack pants |
pants |
5/11/2004 |
| 3090 |
in your mouth |
deuce,atandt |
4/19/2007 |
| 1417 |
indeed, the very same toothbrush |
pants,deuce |
8/16/2002 |
| 1262 |
inevitable results |
atandt |
3/16/2002 |
| 337 |
init 6 |
ozone |
9/4/1999 |
| 344 |
initiation rituals |
spigot |
9/11/1999 |
| 1546 |
insect kingdom |
rands,deuce |
12/23/2002 |
| 2620 |
instead of apes |
spigot |
12/31/2005 |
| 2352 |
interactive fiction |
pants,deuce |
4/7/2005 |
| 2523 |
into a napkin |
spigot |
9/26/2005 |
| 2126 |
into the phone book |
spigot |
7/29/2004 |
| 1750 |
intro duct ions |
spigot |
7/16/2003 |
| 2312 |
intro to facepaint |
pants,spigot |
2/26/2005 |
| 1582 |
introductions all around |
pants,deuce |
1/28/2003 |
| 584 |
introspective (zen boners 4 of 4) |
deuce |
5/2/2000 |
| 941 |
investigative reports |
spigot |
4/23/2001 |
| 1040 |
iron eagle |
deuce |
8/6/2001 |
| 3047 |
irregular nurbs |
spigot,deuce |
3/7/2007 |
| 3645 |
is it true |
net,deuce |
10/25/2008 |
| 1967 |
is that anything at all like cocksucking |
spigot,rands |
2/20/2004 |
| 994 |
is that doable |
deuce,spigot |
6/17/2001 |
| 2713 |
is that even something |
deuce,net |
4/3/2006 |
| 1787 |
is that like wicca |
pants,spigot |
8/25/2003 |
| 116 |
is that you |
spigot,pants |
2/6/1999 |
| 648 |
is there a doctor in the house |
pants,deuce |
7/3/2000 |
| 2017 |
is there any room in your heart |
spigot,deuce |
4/11/2004 |
| 3334 |
is this it then |
pants,spigot |
12/19/2007 |
| 1517 |
is this love? |
spigot |
11/24/2002 |
| 2028 |
is this seat taken |
pants,rands |
4/22/2004 |
| 3653 |
it feels so good |
spigot |
11/2/2008 |
| 689 |
it just has to be daily |
rands,pants |
8/12/2000 |
| 2650 |
it must be true i read it on wikipedia |
pants |
1/30/2006 |
| 2300 |
it takes place under the sink |
pants,spigot |
2/14/2005 |
| 1426 |
it would be great |
atandt,bung,deuce,dick,hanford,net,ozone,pants,rands,spigot |
8/25/2002 |
| 500 |
it's a small, small world |
dick |
2/8/2000 |
| 3126 |
it's all good |
deuce,pants |
5/25/2007 |
| 1643 |
it's got my head |
pants,deuce |
3/31/2003 |
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