hey theo

"hey theo" | Monday, October 15, 2001 | No. 1,110
rands: HEY THEO
rands: WHY THE FUCK IS SYSLOG LISTENING ON PORT 514
rands: YES I READ THE MAN PAGE
rands: WHEN I RUN NMAP AGAINST MY OPENBSD BOXES I WANT TO SEE SSH AND NOTHING ELSE
rands: FOR GOD'S SAKE I CAN'T GENERATE CODE I'M A COMIC STRIP CHARACTER SOMEBODY FIX THIS







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