spigot: I'M EATING A BREAKFAST BURRITO
pants: I'M WATCHING YOU EAT THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
deuce: BUT IT IS NOT BREAKFAST
spigot: MY MOM WAS ALL "YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE CAR" AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU HITLER
deuce: YOU'VE CONFUSED ME WITH THAT ONE -- I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING BREAKFAST BURRITOS NOT BREAKFAST ANGST |