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"the waiter"
December 14, 1999
Jerkcity 441

pants: HORMPTH CHOMP CHEW HEY WAIT JUST A GOLD-BRICKIN' MINUTE spigot: WHAT pants: I ORDERED COCKSUCKER'S DELIGHT spigot: WHO pants: THIS IS CLEARELY THE DICKLICKER'S PLATE spigot: I AM SORRY!!!!!! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!! spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP YOUR BILL!!!!! AND THANK YOU!!!!! spigot: OH RIGHT THE COCKSUCKER THINGAMABLOBBER spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK pants: WHY DO I EAT HERE spigot: SIR THIS IS THE GOVERNOR'S PRIVATE CORNER TOILET